i am an uber cynic and this site is terrible, you people have crap senses of humour and you all need friends. my girlfriend doesn't love me but i dont care because she chews gum funny and her dad once almost put on a hat i didn't like. my shoes are crap, the have a mud mark, im going too sue them, god i hate shoes....
by apeshit November 30, 2004
Kielbasa sausage. a term refering to the mans genital organs, originating from a German meal consisting mainly of suasage. can also be used as a doing word for the rapid action of swinging the males organs to hit another person in the face with the organ. see also helicopter
"yo bitch suck on my kielbasa!"
" my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform"
"take this!" *smacks genitals around ones face*
" my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform"
"take this!" *smacks genitals around ones face*
by apeshit November 25, 2004
fadge, originating from the latin word *fadgitus* roughly translated into "the act of cheesy whiffey pussy pocket banging" the term is now used to describe female genitals.
by apeshit November 25, 2004
by apeshit November 26, 2004
this is a business man codeword for "aerodynamic laser catapult" also known as a flying laser. other codewords like these exist, such as "tractor" which means anything that is remotely related to cheese and or the colour blue.
by apeshit November 30, 2004