A person who see things to be worse beyond all other views, over the top with sarcastic gloom and doom.
by bolex bros. July 09, 2003
i am an uber cynic and this site is terrible, you people have crap senses of humour and you all need friends. my girlfriend doesn't love me but i dont care because she chews gum funny and her dad once almost put on a hat i didn't like. my shoes are crap, the have a mud mark, im going too sue them, god i hate shoes....
by apeshit November 30, 2004
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003
buy the domain for your foodie vlog
by DudeoftheDay March 03, 2005