Tool Belt 

n. a stupid, vapid, or unpleasent person. A general expansion of insult tool in order to create more emphasis.

Anyone who makes up incoherent urban dictionary definitions based on friends names and other worthless garbage is a tool belt.

Tool Belt by KingPr0n October 26, 2004

Tool Bag 

One who tries to be a hard ass, but everyone else thinks is an idiot because of what he does.

"a guy that parks his not that sweet of a car on the towns main street car wash and hand washes or shammies it with his shirt off, bumping his stereo system."

"Hey look at that guy washing his car with his shirt off, haha what a tool bag."

Tool Bag by Brandon T September 7, 2006

tool warehouse 

The god of all tools.

Wow, when Jon Burgess calls himself lil jon and does the morning announcements, it is only proof of him being a tool warehouse/

tool warehouse by Smiddy7705 May 15, 2006

Tool Bag Swag 

The aura given off by someone who displays extreme tool-ish behavior. Tool Bag Swag is hard to attain, as only the kings of douchebagery exemplify this quality. People who wear nothing but Polo, rediculous oversized sunglasses, and flat brimmed tool or 59fifty hats have this. Tool bag swag describes the ultimate tool's way of life.

Joe displays his Tool Bag Swag as he lifts up his Polo T-Shirt to flash girls his abdominals in the hallway.

Tool Bag Swag by TheSharpestBluntObject June 1, 2011

Tool Box 

A mega tool; a boy who thinks that girls worship him but they want to vomit on his shoes.

Matt is not just a tool but he is a whole box of tools, a complete tool box.

Tool Box by Ho Train October 23, 2002

Tool Gloat 

In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.

"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)

Tool Gloat by SM Creeker March 19, 2009

Tool-hell 

-noun
1. Most commonly known as the work place.

2. A place where you are required to interact

with "tools", see tool , who think that they

know what they are doing but really have no

damn clue.

3. A place where you are far more intelligent than

everyone around you and constantly must

fight the urge to "slap the stupid" out of each of

the tools around you- including management.

4. Also known as toolville, tool city or tool town.

Phone rings:
Father: Hello?
Daughter: Hey Daddy, whats up?
Father: Ugh...nothing. I'm in friggin' tool-hell.
Daughter: Ohhh...that sucks.

Tool-hell by greencat February 5, 2010