Thought fucking

When one persons thought mingles with another persons thought to create a third thought that can be considered a median between the two.

"I think President Obama is doing a great job." "Well I think he's doing a shitty job" "Actually fuck politics" "Yeah fuck politics" Their thoughts have fucked to create a median so no argument is necessary. Thus, thought fucking.

by T-Corder August 23, 2009

boy toucher

1. A male pedophile, molester, or pervert that likes to touch young boys.

You should be one to talk about looks Joe. You look like a fuckin Boy Toucher.

by Kwicherbichen July 29, 2007

thought shower

In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.

So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.

I love UK.

Boy: Ms, shall I do a Brain Storm?
Teacher: WHAT!?!? BLASPHEMER!! *uppercuts*

by Cloud November 15, 2004

knee touch

The knee touch is a go-to move used by some overconfident men, in which they talk to a female while making eye contact and subtly place their hand on the female's knee. This "move" is normally put into place by people that think they are so good looking no one will mind the awkward physical contact and that it is actually an appreciated move which leads to later "getting some".

Mike pulled out the knee touch, his number one move from his arsenal, but the fat chick didn't respond.

by Ryan O'Connell December 24, 2008

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

The act of touching fuzzy things and getting dizzy from them..

Victor and I like to touch fuzzy get dizzy when we are down.

by slash10520 October 10, 2008

thot thoughts

The musings of a common thot, usually regarding her latest sexual target(s).

*Note: THOT is an acronym for "That Hoe Over There."

Karina: "Do you think Scott is going out this weekend?"

Abbie: "You are having too many thot thoughts."

by thot_thoughts May 17, 2017

Touch (toit)

The Irish Gaelic word for 'cigarette', which is "toitín", gets shortened to "toit" in coversation, which is pronounced exactly like the English word "touch".

So non-Irish speakers get alarmed when they hear the line, "Do you want to go out for a touch?"

"You goin' out for a toit?"

"Aye, why not."

by Barrry May 2, 2005