umbrella hat

That guy has an awesome umbrella hat for the rain.
by GollyGee July 14, 2014
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Silly Hat

A term used to describe a gay person, usually said with an emphasis on the S to make it sound extra gay.
1. Hey is that guy gay?

oh yea, he just looks like a silly hat.
by helllllooooo November 04, 2010
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Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.
Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!
by Zeener26 May 31, 2022
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Puttin’ in the hat

Rosie, I am puttin’ in the hat and I don’t want to play this game anymore.”

“I want out of this conversation, I am puttin’ in the hat.”

“You’re whack, I’m puttin’ in the hat.”
by Jstickell January 01, 2019
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Hat Squader

An elderly male who wears a hat when going out in public. An elderly females who wears a guazy scarf over her head. The headwear is not removed in the automobile and is clearly visible while tailgating because you're already at least 10 miles below the federally mandated speed limit. Often times the visible hat is the only clue the said slow vehicle is actually occupied, and may be accompanied by white knuckles at approximately ear level.
I could've been here 20 minutes ago, but I got stuck behind some hatsquader doing 30 in a 55...and I couldn't pass!
by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005
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mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.
1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?
by whigrat November 15, 2018
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hat of lesbos

Also known as the hat of lesboso, it is the head adornment worn by a jizzard on the rare occasion that they do work.
Jizzard: My hat of lesbos has the most kawaii birdo desu
by Sand Acres March 21, 2016
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