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pidgeon hat

An item, typically an article of clothing, that a person wears for the sole purpose of drawing attention to themselves.
The three watches that John wears was cool for the first couple of days, but now it's become a total pidgeon hat.
by Max January 7, 2004
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Soup Hat

Noun. An upside-down bowler hat full of soup.

Adj. Can be used to describe an object that looks like a soup hat, i.e, 'that bowler hat full of soup is very soup hat,' but when used to describe a person, it literally means the most awesome, prettiest, craziest, most bonkers person you've ever met in your whole entire life, that brightens up your day and always smacks a smile onto your face whether you like it or not.
'Look out! It's the Soup Hat!'
'Why look out?'
'Because once you meet it, your life will never have another dull moment!'
'Oh no, I'm not ready!!!'
'Well, look out then! Jim, where are you going?! JIM, LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!'
'What b--'
'...'
'I'm still alive! The power of the Soup Hat saved me! Wow, the Soup Hat really is awesome!'

*Everyone high fives for an extended period of time
by Lucky Owl 1701 January 6, 2022
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Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.
Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.
by Tiny nips August 30, 2013
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mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.
1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?
by whigrat November 15, 2018
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Glass hat

Breaking a glass bottle over a person's head.
Drew was so drunk and belligerent last night, he almost gave Simon a glass hat!
by Zeener26 May 30, 2022
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hat of lesbos

Also known as the hat of lesboso, it is the head adornment worn by a jizzard on the rare occasion that they do work.
Jizzard: My hat of lesbos has the most kawaii birdo desu
by Sand Acres July 16, 2016
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Gravy Hat

A prank that involves waiting until a friend passes out and then take a shit on their head. You then mold the fecal matter to the shape of a hat using something starchy (eg. Corn flower, hair spray, etc).
Kyle gave Tony a huge Gravy Hat last night, looked like a fedora!
by Khaosbringer October 14, 2015
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