cum soccer

The act of cumming on a marble and kicking into a females pussy

Person 1: dude what are you doing
Person 2: setting up for cum soccer

by 69 Dae 69 June 17, 2020

Whore soccer mom

Mom who is willing to have fun even thought she needs to pick up her kids from soccer practice and might even give the coach a blowjob at half time

Parents: where is the coach

Coaches assistant thinking in his head: getting sucked of by that whore soccer mom

by Shhddtigx September 19, 2020

Midget Soccer

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.

I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.

by MidgetRoyale March 10, 2021

cock soccer

cock sucker but cooler and cringe

Wanna play cock soccer? I have scissors you can use mine.

by randomcringenerd April 27, 2021

Sock Soccer

A game of soccer, usually on wooded floors. Take of you shoes and only wear socks, no need to scuff to floors.

Alright class we're playing sock soccer today

by Sharky1400 March 13, 2023

Slap a soccer player day

Any soccer player you see slap them on November 6th

Me: Hey you know what today is
Friend: Slap a soccer player day

by SQUISHY WONTON October 29, 2019

national kiss a soccer boy day

The 16th of July is also known at kiss a soccer boy day

Girl 1- omg do you know what today is

Girl 2- no what day is it
Girl 2- it’s national kiss a soccer boy day

Girl 1- no way !!

by Soccer boy22 March 14, 2020