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smash a homie 

the act of letting people know that you are about to take a huge dump. also known as dropping the kids off at the pool,making a donation to the porcelain gods, and taking the browns to the superbowl
dude that taco bell is killing me... i gotta go smash a homie
smash a homie by homie smasher November 20, 2009

SMASH HEAD 

WHILE ENGAGED IN A THREESOME WITH ONE FEMALE AND 2 MALES THE WOMEN IN QUESTION IS SIMULTANIOUSLY {DONKEY PUNCHED FROM BEHIND AND RABBIT PUNCHED FROM THE FRONT.
WOW I HAD NO IDEA THAT REDHEAD LIKED TO BE SMASH HEADED SO MUCH. WE SHOULD DO THAT MORE OFTEN
SMASH HEAD by INSPECTOR NOSE November 17, 2009

smash mouth 

a fat hoe typically used by black men to dick down
smash mouth by oo werty September 26, 2017

smash skins 

to insert ur penis in to a warm vagina..the act of fucking like rabbits..
yo bitch you wanna smash skins?..YO jimmie whens the last time uve smashed skins with laura?
smash skins by dizzle January 26, 2008

Smash Ass 

The art of sitting on your ass when you are suppose to be working.
The crew did not get anything done on shift last night but smash ass.
Smash Ass by Spacer335 November 10, 2015

smash off 

For an action star to masturbate using two sledgehammers during a scene in a movie set in ancient Egypt.
Abram: "Damn, did you see the new directors cut of the Scorpion King?"

Layton: "What?"

Abram: "The deleted scenes, dude!"

Layton: "Oh yeah?"

Abram: "Yeah dude, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson totally did a smash off all over Michael Clarke Duncan!"
smash off by WuShock April 20, 2010