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Classic Simpsons

The Simpsons from season 1 to season 8, when it was the greatest animated show in the history of mankind. After season 8, Mike "Panda Rape" Scully decided to abandon all character development and realism, and turn the Simpsons into a gag-fest, which continues to suck even to this day.
Dumb User: Hey, I'm gonna go watch some season 12! Dur Hur!

Smart User: Only the Classic Simpsons are worth watching.
by Anonymous050921 December 30, 2009
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Sampson

Sampson. "Better than Lassie." He is that "one in a million" dog. Loved and adored by everyone he meets. Black beauty. Long beautiful jet black furr with a smiling face. Adores his owner who he warships every step she takes. A loyal and loving companion who brings years of memories that will be treasured forever. He lives not for himself, but his master. The one he loves. Obedient like a robot and will wiggle his whole body when he greets you at the door like he has not seen you in years. He lives just to make his owner happy. He is a bed hog though...but he does it all. His greatest joy in life is his the owner...and going to the dog park with her. The girl he loves....
"Sampson.....wanna go to the "park"?
by Sampson's queen..... April 28, 2012
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simpsons

Easily the best show on tv with nothing coming close. Easily the best character on tv, Homer Simpson with Peter from Family Guy is close.
There are way to many quotes to write
by D'oh May 13, 2005
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The Simpsons

a show that used to be good. The Simpsons will still be my favorite show of all time. Seasons 4-15 are the best. The first 3 seasons are a little too serious and boring. The last couple of seasons are just about issues like gay marriage, global warming, obesity, body image, and are packed with guest stars, obviously because they are running out of ideas.
The Simpsons needs to end! It will always be a good show, but it just needs to end right now!
by Exhac May 11, 2006
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wanna talk to Sampson?

It is slang for asking someone if they want to smoke marijuana taken from the movie half-baked, where Sampson Simpson is a well known drug dealer.
Bro 1: Hey bro wanna talk to Sampson?

Bro 2: I guess I could have a few words with him.
by The Larps May 16, 2009
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the simpsons

A show that many say is getting stale and old, and yes, I agree it is, but now that it has Family Guy to compete with again it will regain the lost spark that disappeared when Family Guy was cancelled. Many think that the Simpsons peaked at the cancellation of Family Guy (season 12) but so did Family Guy. It is what Family Guy copied so that it would get on TV for more than 5 minutes on Fox. A great pop culture icon and even the basis of some college classes.
From The Simpsons Episode "Homer in Space"

Reporter: Uh, question for the barbecue chef: Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into outer space?

Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. (Homer thinks for a minute then relizes something).

Homer: Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty--that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
by Mister N January 22, 2006
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the simpsons

is a yellow framily from springfiled there names are homer marge bart lisa and maggy
by colinb88 February 22, 2009
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