Ryan

A boy who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up.

Girl; "shut the fuck up."
Ryan; keeps talking

by Norrisssss0804 November 09, 2014

Ryan

A synonym for fail.
Also the biggest fail in existence.

Ryan Ross.

by gabe;D September 19, 2010

Ryan

A jackass who has absolutely NO respect for women and tells them to suck his d*** even tho we all kno he doesn't have one. He only dates girls becuz he knows he can get some from them. People think he is hot but he is rly a short douchebag with no morals..

Girl 1: Ryan is soo hot

Girl 2: Bitch i oughta slap u right now... he will only go out with you becuz he wants that cherry pie of yours

by VDCs girl November 22, 2010

The Ryan

When ever you have a group of friends together and are drinking alcohol, one of them gets extremly horny out of nowhere. This guy is known as 'The Ryan.' He will fuck random objects while under said intoxication.

Friend 1: This isn't fucking funny! Who's cum is all over my damn McNuggets?!
Friend 2: Shit dude, we have the Ryan among us

by JimmyRustler420 March 08, 2015

The Ryan

That one guy at the party. Everyone knows who I am talking about. Super horny, would fuck basically anyone or anyTHING for that matter. Usually an outcast, as he can get nobody to get into bed with him.

" 'CRUNCH' Hmm. This McChicken tastes awfully......oh my god what the fuck. Who jizzed in my McChicken?"

"Looks like we got the Ryan in the house."

by thedirtymargotta March 08, 2015

Ryan

Some fucking little whore bitch that has no life and thinks he’s good at art but he’s dog shit at art. He’s also a big door. He breaks up with a girl then sais he didn’t like her anyway.

Oh shit “Ryan’s coming” get the fuck outa here before he takes your soul away.

by LILFUCKASSBITCHFAG December 08, 2018

Ryan

A boy with an anger problem who is a Dick to his friends gets all the ladies and is super thirsty

Michael: "Hey Ryan do you mind sending me pics of tonight's homework I left it at school?"
Ryan: "Michael...
Fuck off"

by Ryan_ye_boi June 19, 2019