The beautiful music sensation that inspires many. She has devlish thunder thighs which could attract any sex. She currently has fire red hair and wears sexy raunchy clothes.
She has performed in many venues and done many tours and has a large fan base.
A world wide style icon and anyone would fuck her because she is so beautiful and wonderful.
She has performed in many venues and done many tours and has a large fan base.
A world wide style icon and anyone would fuck her because she is so beautiful and wonderful.
by Guns don't kill people October 21, 2011
Get the Rihanna mug.Can be loosesly defined as participating in some form of intercourse with a puerto rican, mexican, dutch, or any other female.
Before beginning this said intercourse, its a very good idea for both participants to eat at least two well balanced meals containing greasy food and grains.
When things are getting all hot and heavy, the 'lady' (not likely an appropriate title in this context) she evacuates her bowels in their entirety.
While the excrement is leaving the anus in a pretzel like form, the 'gentleman' pours 12oz of rum down her spine so that it evenly coats the 'pretzel'
When this rum-coated goodie treat has passed onto the ground/someone else's chest, you can grate your favorite type of cheese on it for looks.
Done deal.
Before beginning this said intercourse, its a very good idea for both participants to eat at least two well balanced meals containing greasy food and grains.
When things are getting all hot and heavy, the 'lady' (not likely an appropriate title in this context) she evacuates her bowels in their entirety.
While the excrement is leaving the anus in a pretzel like form, the 'gentleman' pours 12oz of rum down her spine so that it evenly coats the 'pretzel'
When this rum-coated goodie treat has passed onto the ground/someone else's chest, you can grate your favorite type of cheese on it for looks.
Done deal.
What's up boi??!
hey man, i just boned this chick who shat out a Puerto Rican Pretzel with me last week... and BOY does she smell like rum and poo
hey man, i just boned this chick who shat out a Puerto Rican Pretzel with me last week... and BOY does she smell like rum and poo
by Dickerd Ray July 26, 2011
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by suzi February 24, 2005
Get the riannah mug.A beautiful girl with talent, grace and a little street too. The perfect girl that ride or die! She might be shy but she is social if she warms up to you. Super smart and positive most times. Just don't make them mad!!! The bass in the back is also always on fleek!
by Swagger 123$$$ April 21, 2017
Get the Rihanna mug.When a man ejaculates into the belly button of his partner forming a reservoir of semen, the man then pisses out a kidney stone through his penis into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.
Boy: Hey baby where do you want me to finish?
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.
by Dizzle doozzle dazz April 8, 2011
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