Reverse Balding

When a young man has a haircut that is ridiculously short on the back and sides, and far too long on the top. Resulting in a look opposite to normal balding.

Barber: "Do you want a short back and sides?"
Customer: "Nah, I'll get a reverse balding please."

by RJKN April 18, 2015

Reverse Jenner

When a chick becomes a dude, has an Add-a-dick-to-me

Some chick in my office wants to pull a Reverse Jenner and become a dude.

by Big Taste July 1, 2015

Reverse Mount Vesuvius

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you cum she vomits all over your dick but then not only swallows all the cum but the vomit too.

I was getting head from my girl last night and when I busted a nut it made her puke but then she went reverse mount Vesuvius on me.

by DrRobot August 9, 2015

Reverse MJ

(v) Changing ones race from white to black in the opposite style of Michael Jackson.

Ben pulled a Reverse MJ before heading off to prison in an attempt to gain some street cred.

by The MJ man January 19, 2016

reverse insomnia

(N.) Unlike insomnia, reverse insomnia is when one wants to wake up but cannot due to being too comfortable, too exhausted from sleeping, etc.

My Saturday was ruined when my Reverse Insomnia kept me in bed until 5 PM.

by AKP The Master April 24, 2016

Reverse meat necklace

A home-made necklace made of meat worn around ones neck, hanging to their back, in order to entice a canine to mount and have intercouse with the wearer.

Katie really is sick, she wears reverse meat necklaces to get the dogs to have their way with her!

by Rmn1234 September 18, 2016

the reverse disney land

So you know those kids at Disney land imagine their happiness in a sex position. A mixture of the spread eagle but she's got her legs on the front side of you whil standing.

Oh dude i used the reverse Disney land on some girl last night.

by Fieryginger February 10, 2017