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Drag Racing 

The action of running hesitantly, while prairie dogging see prairie dogging, to the restroom, or mid-shit.
GUY 1: "Do you remember that time Thaddeus Jones was Drag Racing through the house cause he realized there was no TP halfway through his shit? "
GUY 2: "Yeah that was hilarious, we told him to check for toilet paper first"
Drag Racing by Carniverus Hamilton September 20, 2016

secret rocking chair 

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

octave rocking

The attempt by singers to sing higher, lower and then higher again on a single note for dramatic effect in a song especially for the national anthem. Most singers try and fail miserably, but occassionally a few people pull it off. singing, sing, singer, octaves, music, national anthem, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, patriotic, America, USA, United States, Whitney Houston, the World Series, Super Bowl
Whoever just tried to sing the national anthem, should stop the octave rocking because you are not Whitney Houston. Just stop!

dusty rocking chair 

Being by sticking a leg of an old rocking chair up each other's anus while the male gets head
Now that we're in my grandmother's house we can do a dusty rocking chair

sandy rocking chair 

When you on the beach and she wants to have you deep throat her while she sitting down. Gotta hit her with that Sandy rocking chair, cause she gonna be rocking that head back and forth if you catch my drift
Bitch yeah get that shit, girl you so good at doing the sandy rocking chair

Speed Racing 

Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.
Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "
Speed Racing by AssMcAssface October 7, 2017