Preme

A gang in middle school who like Arizona ice teas and getting kicked out of post offices

That's the preme gang

by Hdjdhshsj January 18, 2017

Premature Evaluation

When a man does something hastily and quick because he is horny.

Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?

by Mishpuka August 8, 2010

premeditated infirmary

The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.

Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"

*THAT MONDAY*

Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."

by Psycho-J December 1, 2006

Emo poem

Random words put together to make a person seem depressed who has everything in the world.

John: Hey dude whatcha writing?
Bill: I am writing an emo poem.
John: So random words that are depressing?
Bill: Suree...im gunna go cut myself now.

by BillieBobb November 22, 2010

Premale

An adolescent who thinks he's part of the ghetto, but is barely ten years old.

'Fuck man! that premale has theived ya' car!'

by Stay_happy19 May 3, 2007

premature jumpulation

A term used in volleyball when the hitter attempts to spike the ball, but jumps too early - resulting in a loss of the point.

Man, we would have won that game if it wasn't for your premature jumpulation.

by Piper808 November 23, 2007

Premature Cookie

Essentially, "cookie dough".

Person 1 - "Dude, I want something good but doesn't take any effort in making it."
Person 2 - "What about some premature cookies?

by bdc947856 January 11, 2009