Poser Man

'Poser man' is the term dubbed to a man who feels that his physical appearence is far more important than any other attribute of his existance. Commonly applied to males who spend more time shirtless than shirted, this English neologism is derived from the synonyms 'arrogant' and 'twit'.

William: "Oh my, look at that man outside his house. See his rippling torso! I admire how it glistens in the winter snow. Say, isn't it rather cold to be shirtless?"

Jack: "That is baucause he is aposer man"

by JackLuvell April 20, 2011

Poseidon's Snog

Poseidon's Snog - similar to a Poseidon's Kiss where toilet water splashes your asshole, but instead the toilet fails to cope with such a large shit that it sprays water all over your ass, legs, chest and face.

My shit was so fat that both me and my iPhone received a Poseidon's Snog whilst I was using the toilet.

by Hewerl August 2, 2016

Poseidon’s Wrath

When you have an explosive shit and water splashes all over your bathroom.

“Yesterday I had poseidon’s wrath, that shit hurt, nigga.”

by 09aidan09 September 15, 2018

Poser skater

-the classic mall grab, making your board look like a petty accessory
-has worn supreme before skating
-wears spitfire, does not ride spitfire
-does not acknowledge old school or the different kinds of skating like freestyle or vert
-lofi & bart Simpson
-stereotypical skater social media aesthetic or screen saver theme
-butt boards
-skates to impress girls or boys
-says they can kickflip but can't when you ask because "injury" or "new shoes haven't broke into yet"
-the board they have had for a while and ride has absolutely no razer tail, marks, coned/ wheels, and/or grinded down trucks
-no ollie marks
-collects vans does not skate them
-dresses like stereotypical skater but is not connected to the culture
-rushed progression
-zumies
-has no footy
-eboy hair
-mongo
-commands you to kickflip
-can't even ollie
-rides/buys ripndip
-only knows Tony hawk and maybe nyjah
-vapes and drinks monster and listens to xxxtentacion, mgk, or some other sad boi trap
-hangs out at the skatepark but does not skate
-wears thrasher sweater does not read or watch thrasher
-is a model
-beleives Aaron kyro is the skate god and not Rodney mullen
-does not know who Rodney mullen is
-actually just a cruiser but won't say it
-takes photos and videos with their skateboard but never pictures or videos of them doing actual stuff on it besides maybe cruising down a street in the most boring aesthetically pleasing way
-can't put together a board
-has not seen him

Elissa: nice thrasher shirt, you skate too?
Finn: yeah, I can treflip
Elissa: nice, wanna play a game of skate?
Finn: ah I think I broke my ankle
Elissa: oh got a vid of it I can see?
Finn: no

Elissa: footy or it didn't happen haha
Finn: yeah sucks because I was so close to landing my first shuvit
Elissa: haha poser
Finn:I'm not a poser skater I don't mallgrab
Elissa: bruh go work on your tic tacs

by FDflipperoo January 11, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

A Splatoon term for when your tentacle gently grazes the water but you live.

I thought I fell into the soup, but I just did Poseidon’s kiss instead!

by Holyheckinmoo April 29, 2023

G Pose

To pose in your coolest stance.

"Hey have you seen Mike?"

"Yea, he's over there talking to some girls in his G Pose."

by Rappers delight May 22, 2013

T-Pose

An action of meme culture that all the weird band kids with ADHD do all the time and think their cool.

T-Pose haha I am superior to you peasants B)

by TooLate4Donuts May 7, 2020