John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.

Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

Grading Papers

What you as a teacher should be doing instead of playing online!!!

Teacher says: "I should be grading papers instead of playing on myspace."

by midniteblu22 February 20, 2009

paperweight

noun

A small, heavy, often decorative object that is placed on loose papers to hold them down.

A common name for a Mac or any other useless computer.

Buy a PC and get rid of that paperweight.

by Emre August 13, 2004

paper doll

Someone used and played with like a child's doll; thrown around carelessly after done playing with. Usually to define a whore or slut.

He doesn't really love her, she's his paper doll.

by pnksktlz September 20, 2003

Paperboy

A game for Sega Genesis, sounds really stupid but is actually a very fun game, although it is 10 years old.

Paperboy for SEGA is a classic.

by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004

papercut

a good song

LP rules

by Luka October 26, 2003

paper poopies

The frilly edges of lined paper that has been torn from a notebook.

Don't turn in any assignments with paper poopies.

by kenzieluv93 April 21, 2011