13 definitions by Tardy McTard
A team full of white trash, criminals and steroid users that finished 4-12 last year after their super bowl year
by Tardy McTard July 17, 2004
An old crusty guy that plays softball in dirty old jeans and can be often seen on the playing field rounding the bases with a cigarette in his mouth.
by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004
Go-karts that are ridiculously overpriced, for example a 4HP Yerf Dog go kart that reaches a max speed of 10mph costs $850.00. It is rumored that a drunken man by the name of Hardcore Jerry once wrecked his Yerf-Dog into a tree at 3AM and nearly killed himself.
by Tardy McTard July 28, 2004
The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.
by Tardy McTard March 30, 2005
1. Everything that is wrong with Major League Baseball. Their owner, George Steinbrenner is a greedy bastard who buys at least 3 players every offseason
2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.
3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.
2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.
3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.
by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004
A game for Sega Genesis, sounds really stupid but is actually a very fun game, although it is 10 years old.
by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004
Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent
by Tardy McTard February 9, 2005