Tardy McTard's definitions

Heath Evans

Fullback for the Seattle Seahawks who needs to learn how to hold onto the football inside the 1-yard line.

"They hand it off to Heath Evans, and oooh, he fumbles on the half-yard line and the Seahawks turn it over!"

by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

raiders

A team full of white trash, criminals and steroid users that finished 4-12 last year after their super bowl year

Hmmm.. what a surprise, 4 more Oakland Raiders got suspended for steroids!

by Tardy McTard July 17, 2004

Yerf-Dog

Go-karts that are ridiculously overpriced, for example a 4HP Yerf Dog go kart that reaches a max speed of 10mph costs $850.00. It is rumored that a drunken man by the name of Hardcore Jerry once wrecked his Yerf-Dog into a tree at 3AM and nearly killed himself.

Hey, did you steal my Yerf-Dog?

by Tardy McTard July 27, 2004

Paperboy

A game for Sega Genesis, sounds really stupid but is actually a very fun game, although it is 10 years old.

Paperboy for SEGA is a classic.

by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004

Hardcore Jerry

An old crusty guy that plays softball in dirty old jeans and can be often seen on the playing field rounding the bases with a cigarette in his mouth.

Jerry, gimme those 20 pairs of moldy sneakers and 30 packs of Camels before I strangle ya!

by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

Jonny Fly

A 20-year old pro wrestler who got in trouble for throwing a punch at the referee, Hardcore Jerry and now Jerry and Fly are arch rivals. Also known as "Jonny Bug"

Hardcore Jerry: Hey Bug, I'm callin' you out!
Jonny Fly: Go for it, shithead!
(Hardcore Jerry jumps Jonny Fly and the fight begins!)

by Tardy McTard July 30, 2004

Derek Jeter

The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.

I can name over 50 players who are better than Derek Jeter.

by Tardy McTard March 29, 2005