by Tardy McTard February 05, 2005
A team full of white trash, criminals and steroid users that finished 4-12 last year after their super bowl year
by Tardy McTard July 17, 2004
1. Everything that is wrong with Major League Baseball. Their owner, George Steinbrenner is a greedy bastard who buys at least 3 players every offseason
2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.
3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.
2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.
3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.
by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004
Go-karts that are ridiculously overpriced, for example a 4HP Yerf Dog go kart that reaches a max speed of 10mph costs $850.00. It is rumored that a drunken man by the name of Hardcore Jerry once wrecked his Yerf-Dog into a tree at 3AM and nearly killed himself.
by Tardy McTard July 28, 2004
by Tardy McTard September 16, 2004
The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.
by Tardy McTard March 30, 2005
Fullback for the Seattle Seahawks who needs to learn how to hold onto the football inside the 1-yard line.
"They hand it off to Heath Evans, and oooh, he fumbles on the half-yard line and the Seahawks turn it over!"
by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004