Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.
Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.
by leggs1959 August 26, 2016
by Smollpp2002 May 06, 2024
One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.
by C. E. Short January 09, 2016
The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
by Tungsten Pimp November 25, 2023
Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.
by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023
by onthatgranny December 02, 2024
A granny Katie is some teen who just has that granny style and is typically the mom of the group. The biggest clue to the granny style is the metal from oldish looking glasses.
by Istg all names are in use November 20, 2021