Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality
Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.
by Sexydimma March 19, 2022
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Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.
"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"
by Binarysmart December 24, 2018
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tv nap

What your dh is having on the couch with the tv on. He says he's not sleeping, but he couldn't tell you what just happened in the movie he is purportedly watching. And there are very suspicious sounds extremely similar to snoring coming from the couch area.
"Where's Steve?"

"Oh, he's in the man cave having a tv nap".
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Bae-napped

To kidnap your bf/if or husband or wife for a spontaneous date unexpectedly
"My girl was at home just watching tv, so I decided we need to see a movie or dinner. So drove to her place out the blue and told her to get in the car. She what's going on? I told you're being Bae-napped now get your sexy butt in the car."
by K.Moon July 18, 2019
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nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.
"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?
by Phewthank-eenuh April 21, 2018
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Sixty-Nap

When you and your significant other daze in and out of a nap with some nice 69 action in between.
That was a nice sixty-nap! I am well rested and satisfied !
by Jmhndrxz August 29, 2015
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Icon nap

When you go to take a nap (usually after school) that’s supposed to be an 1hour-1hr 30min but you ended taking a nap that last anywhere between 5-8 hours, usually waking up the next morning at like 2AM

Can also be referred to as a persons iconic nap
I promised Aaron that I would call him after school but I took an Icon nap instead

We were waiting for Kaylee to text us but she didn’t saying anything until 1 in the morning! She must’ve been taking one of her Iconic naps
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