TV Movie 

A movie (usually based on a kids show on Nickeloden) that isn't good enough to be in the Movie Theater and debuts on television.

Nickeloden Producer #1: I'm bored!

Nickeloden Producer #2: Hey, I know. Lets make a TV Movie of (enter crappy television show) and make a quick buck.

Nickeloden Producer #1: Sweet, kids watch will anything!

Producers Laugh

TV Movie by Sir Master K June 3, 2006

epic movie syndrome

After watching an epic movie or TV series, or playing an epic video game, the feeling of depression or dissatisfaction with one's real life in comparison to the awesomeness of what one saw/lived on screen, i.e. "my life can never be that awesome oh god." Epic, in this case, meaning circumstances that lead the protagonist to save the world or live life in a way that nobody could remotely approach in reality.

Usually lasts 1-5 days after the conclusion of said epic movie/series/game.

"How fucking amazing would it be if I could get really ripped and fight crime like Batman....oh god damn it, it's basically impossible. I'm going to spend the next 30 years in a cubicle trying to get the office that's slightly bigger than a cubicle. My life is so fucking boring and background and I'll never realize my dreams. I have such a severe case of epic movie syndrome that I might as well kill myself."

epic movie syndrome by Superking October 4, 2012

Sonic the Hedgehog Movie 

Pile of shit movie that gets edits of Sonic made that are somehow even shittier even though the official design is about as low as it gets.

Sonic Fan on Twitter #9,872: Oh my god bro look at my Sonic the Hedgehog Movie edit ehhee it's so good!
20% of the Rational Sonic Fanbase: No that looks like a starving african child with a watermelon head.

Sonic the Hedgehog Movie by OwMyBodyHurt May 12, 2019

home movie 

Snuff film involving family members.

It's home movie night, tonight!

home movie by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

Porn Movie 

A movie with a pornographic theme. Porn movies are not just themeless sex, they also have actuation like any other movie. The porn fragments are frequently like this:

A man enters to a certain place, and a woman enters it too. No connection between them.
Suddenly, the man and the woman start to kiss, starting with a mouth kiss, then with a sensual tongue kiss.
The woman takes her shirt off, and later... she takes off her bra. Then the man starts to lick her nipples.
Then, the woman drops the man's pants and underpants off, and starts to have oral sex with him.
Scene switches, they are already totally naked, the man puts his penis on the woman's vagina, and then until the rest of the fragment.
They will keep having vaginal, frequently changing positions. If the movie is about anal, then it will be anal. Sometimes they alternate with more oral sex.
At the the man takes his penis out of the woman's vagina, she starts to masturbate his cock until he cums, which frequently is over the woman's face or mouth.

- Hey girl, let's see a Porn Movie...

- ohh.. yeah...

- Oh wait, this is Lord of the Rings.

Porn Movie by 24canidkasi August 25, 2013

laundry movie

Any short to feature length film that one can easily walk away from for a few minutes at a time and get the jist of the characteristics (i.e. characters, editing, angles, story).

Tricia had a night planned that must've been the envy of all her friends...last night before taxes; laundry movie and some wine... they'd have to be jealous.

laundry movie by Snozzel June 26, 2008

Background Movie 

A movie that you put on while you surf the internet, do a puzzle, or shag!

Background movie = Across the Universe

Background Movie by easy2wank January 21, 2009