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Text Messaging

The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.
Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!
by Fuck Texting Just Call me December 14, 2010
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Mesum

A person who can only think about Apple products not even their own family

Most Mesum's tend to buy every apple product old or new

They are very religious as they do not hesitate to even think about Apple in a bad way or as a normal person would look at Apple they believe that Steve Jobs is God and that they are messengers of the religion of appleology and that they will be rewarded with a life as an apple developer for their good deeds
Guys is that a mesum

Yes I think he is a mesum

U can tell from his words

See he mentions apple in every sentence
by Guy 1234 May 19, 2015
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Meserole

An extremely crazy, loud, drunk, large, group of family that shows affection by making fun of and/or fighting with eachother.
Holy shit they are loud!

Oh, they're just meseroles.
by Aye, Bernadette. August 7, 2008
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meshawn

A confident, independent, smart woman with sexual appeal. Characteristics include humor, being headstrong, vivacious, highly-opinionated yet down-to-earth.
That girl is such a meshawn! Shes badass!
by Cakewalk February 3, 2010
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Text Message Rape

The unwanted barrage of text messages via mobile device(s).
Francis was up until 3 A.M. being Text Message Raped.
by .hYpNoSiS. May 9, 2008
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Fat Mess

When someone is completely wasted and are acting in an embarrassing manner and no one likes to be around them. They usually appear unattractive to everyone else except themselves and usually think they are really talented dancers. They are also prone to barfing. A fat mess is NOT a hot mess OR a tranny mess OR a hot tranny mess but they think they are.
"Michael-Ryan was a giant fat mess last night after he drank way too much before 9pm...then he thought he was a really good dancer and got kicked out of the bar cause he really wasnt"
by hansies April 1, 2009
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Mesut

A turkish name, from a turkish warrior.
I bet he's a Mesut
by SuperiorSian April 11, 2009
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