Miller Mauldin

This dude thinks he is the coolest kid ever. He will brag about how heavy his backpack is and can even carry six chairs at once. He compares himself to Chuck Norris but is really lighting McQueen's left ballsack. He doesn't like to admit it but he is really creepy too. He likes to stalk Shy on snapchat. This dude also watches anime but doesn't admit it either.

Miller Mauldin pls stop stalking Shy on snapchat.

by Timmy_Crow October 27, 2020

The Maltempus Effect

An effect where the quality of a group or community deteriorates the longer you stay a part of it.

You think a community is awesome and flawless when you first join it, but as you stay longer and learn about it's wrongdoings, you begin to understand how flawed the server is. This will happen until you either accept the group for what it is, or leave it in disgust.

Friend: Hey, are you still a part of that one Minecraft server?

Me: Not anymore.

Friend: What? I thought you loved that server.

Me: Yea, until I realized how toxic the moderators were.

Friend: Must be The Maltempus Effect at play.

by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 26, 2020

Darth Mauling

The act of attaching a strap-on to your rear and fucking two girls doggy style from both sides, switching from time to time

I wonder if Jessica and Sarah would be down for a little Darth Mauling later

by dwaynedamane September 30, 2020

Darth Mauling

When a man attaches a strap on to his back and proceeds to have sex with two women, in a back in forth like action

“God Brady is a master at Darth Mauling. He went to town on Stacy and I last night, he was like a pendulum in the bedroom!”

by Kurt Vonneguts Ghost September 30, 2020

Darth Mauling

When a man ties a strap on to his backside and proceeds to have make love to two women in a back and forth action.

“God Chad is a master at Darth Mauling. He was like a pendulum in the bedroom!”

by Kurt Vonneguts Ghost September 30, 2020

charlie maltby

A man who often steals young dogs and enjoys playing chicken with young children

Oh hey look he’s a charlie maltby

by Charlienono October 11, 2020

fucking malted

when someone is high and or intoxicated of organic or natural drugs

Michelle got fucking malted of her plant in her garden

by chamegachell May 1, 2021