Martyrbation

When C-4 is your Viagra. And your premature ejaculation ensures the only one killed is yourself.

You see, when a good red blooded American nut job will go on a rampage, killing innocent people, and then blow his own brains out, or go down in a shootout with the SWAT team, he's generally pissed off...and he s not saying "God is great" before he kills those people....not like those MARTYRBATION puppets that think theyre doing god's will every time one pops.

by Wørd Üpp March 9, 2013

Matya

Is an African American name for African American women. Matya is Strong, Beautiful, Intelligent, sexual, multi-talented. Natural born chef, more likely popular in school or the spotlight in every room.

Girl: There’s a talented woman outside
Other girl: oh yeah, that’s Matya. She’s great at everything she does. She’s smart

by SuccessfulBratOneDay November 28, 2021

Matty

Matty is a horrible person he is usually the ceo of a big establishment and he is very mean and bossy he is smelly and he likes abusing/harassing women

EWWW MATTY IS UGLY

EWWW MARRT’S SO SMELLY

by juli rose December 13, 2018

Dirty Matyas

When you want a girl to like you, but she declines you and puts you into the friendzone, so you go for a try on her best friend.

You know I did a Dirty Matyas on her

by denair March 31, 2022

Marty Friedman

wishes he was Slash

Slash is badass

by GUNS n' ROSES baby May 7, 2004

Matty

This guy is an absolute cunt. people called Matty are normally into music or art and think they are the bee's knees but are actually just depending on an ok voice or hand (in the case of art) to be helped massively by the editor or teacher and then think that they did it all.

this person also likes to boss people around and expect to be listened to even though they show literally no respect to anyone at all. he is also a hypercritical fagot who is fucking obese and smokes like a fucking bus and destroys families that he is in.

Person 1: Awwww I love the Edwards they are the ideal family

Person 2: yeah I tots agree shames about the fucking matty they have right.

Person 1: yeah he is a CUNT.

by Ivorross128 April 17, 2020

Matty

A nonce who loves saying 'suck your mum'

He's such a nonce. He must be a matty.

by blackannoymousman123 October 17, 2019