Friday Fuck-Its 

The overwhelming sense of not giving a crap about the horrendous amount of work and deadlines you have simply because it's Friday.

M1 - "Hey man, you wanna duck out early and go play some disc golf?"
M2 - "Don't you have a big report due on Monday?"
M1 - "Yeah, but I've got a case of the Friday Fuck-Its. I won't get anything done anyway."

Friday Fuck-Its by Cyrano Cytoplasm January 4, 2009

The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck 

A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.

Oh shit, its The Thing!

What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?

Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.

I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.

The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009

marry it and be its bitch

An expression of total adoration and surrender. Said of a person, object, or situation that you're totally in love with to the point where you'd completely give yourself to, dignity and all. It also implies that the object in question is awesome enough to be worth of dominating you completely.

Dolores: Here comes Brad!
Angela: Goddamn, I love him! I just wanna marry him and be his sweet little bitch!

Tim: Check out that sweet Viper over there!
Bill: Ah, baby! I'd marry that and be its sweet little bitch.

Janet: SPRING BREAK! WOOT!
Craig: Why don't you fuckin' marry it and be its bitch?

marry it and be its bitch by Pleasure Boy 1 March 28, 2008

Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber! 

Everyone's reaction when they first hear Justin Bieber sing. Due to Urban Dictionary saying that the example must contain the defined word in it, it has to be misspelled, as it was in the 26th (as of now) definition of Justin Beiber.

Person when first listening to Justin Bieber: Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!

Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber! by I spend too much time here April 21, 2013

but its a rock 

stating the obvious.

from disneys movie "a bug's life"

bob: thats a nice car
frank:...... but its a rock....

but its a rock by toothless the dragon April 9, 2010

phone a mate when its late 

The phoneage of a mate (just for some banter) after consuming a large quantity of beer at a late hour of the evening

I did a phone a mate when its late the other day and got a right cunting!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!! What a twat!!

phone a mate when its late by Stevielad October 30, 2007

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining 

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008