helmetosis

a Disease when a person has high temperature, and he also has a craving to wear a helmet everywhere

I have helmetosis, that's why i'm wearing a helmet right now.

by DJ D3N!S August 6, 2007

helmet

some who is retarded or constantly does or says stupid things

AKA- a helm

that kids a helmet

by A Bo November 14, 2007

Hartney Helmet

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Helmethead

Some who lacks knowledge in the most obvious things.

"I thought that butterface mean that her face looked like butter"
Geez, you're such a helmethead.

by #1 helmet November 5, 2010

Helmet Frost

The leftover sperm from sexual intercourse the night before on the end of the penis. (bellend)

Oh mate, Her old man came home, so I had to go before washing, So now I've got really bad helmet frost....

by KTCA May 15, 2011

Scuffed Helmet

A woman with a great body but an ugly face. Refers to American football or ice-hockey equipment.

"Man - nice uniform, but the helmet's scuffed. Damn shame, that scuffed helmet"

by Billy Cruddup July 7, 2006

trojan war helmet

Condom. Trojan is a brand name for a condom as well.

When on a date with a dirty, skanky girl with tattoos, be sure to wear your Trojan War Helmet.

by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003