Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.

Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.

by darknest555 April 12, 2022

haafid

Haafids are strong, smart, wealthy, and handsome. He will beat you if you talk about him.

Girl 1: Guys, that's Haafid's Lambo!!

Girl 2: Hello Haafid!!

Haafid: hi

by some weirdo on the internet April 13, 2022

Hafiz

Cool Lil dude,

that one short guy whose punches are weaker than a fly's.
awesome guy, short temper and rare asf to see one

Person 1: omg is that a Hafiz?
Person 2: no way, this is incredible! Ive never actually seen one!
Person 1: well now you have, isnt it great?!

by fusionm07 June 19, 2022

Hawaiian hot dog

Hawaiian hot dog - The action of pouring pineapple juice and sliced pineapples in your anus before anal sex

“That girl was freaky as fuck she wanted me to give her a Hawaiian hot dog.”

by Nichesexphrases June 28, 2022

Hawaiian Popsicle

When you cum stripes into a freezer till it freezes and takes the shape of dried lava and you make your parter eat it

“Dude last night was so freaky I gave her a Hawaiian Popsicle, she was going crazy over it”

“Yo what’s that?”

“A Hawaiian popsicle is when you cum stripes into a freezer till it freezes and takes the shape of dried lava and you make your parter eat it”

by The-sock-factory July 9, 2022

Hawful

When something is awful but funny at the same time and you want to say "that's aaawful" but you laugh while saying it.

oh noooo, that kid just dropped his ice cream scoop on the ground and now he's crying - that's hawful.

by PetiteSaucisse July 19, 2022

Hawaiian high rise

The Hawaiian high rise is a public pooping maneuver that helps prevent but not limited to such instances as sitting on the seat itself and backsplash from the poop by being in a position where you can quickly move yourself forward as the poop exits your butt. It’s a hovering move that was put into practice after some poops in highly questionable places such as but not limited to Porta johns, popular college bars during its busiest times, airports, tradeshows, and rest areas.

I had to Hawaiian high rise the poop I just took because there was pee all over the seat.

by Mr. Full Disclosure August 22, 2022