Glonk The Wizz

A term used to describe smoking the drug marijuana, usually accompanied by friends.

Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna go glonk the wizz?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, let's go get high!

by QUEERHOMOMAN December 4, 2024

Glock Dookie

A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.

During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps

by fish.emoji_ January 17, 2025

glonk

does nothing and dies

My teammates are such glonks!

by _catdude February 2, 2025

Glonk

When someone or something is absolutely fucking useless/does nothing and dies.

Keith: I feel like a glonk. I do nothing besides rot in my fuckin bed.

Peter: Dw ur more meaningful than my ranked teammates. They’re so retarted!

by fillthevoid_001 February 4, 2025

Glock dookie

a term for a bag usually filled with cum, shit, piss, period blood, or any bodily fluid. the user with a glock dookie will squeeze the bag so the concoction of "stuff" will shoot out

Ayden: ay you a bitch nigga
Lyric: fuck you, ima spray yo dumbass with a glock dookie

by bigpenismaster07 March 19, 2026

Glock With A Stick

A big glock, usually with a drum magazine or a dual drum magazine. Said by rappers all the time.

"My glock is huge, man. It's got a drum magazine. Get out of my face cause I got a glock with a stick."

by PDiddyIsMyDad February 10, 2025

Glockstoppable

You’ve heard of the word “unstoppable”
The word “glockstoppable” means being stoppable by a Glock

I’m unstoppable, my opps are glockstoppable

by SmartAss25826 February 17, 2025