fake the funk

To be fake or to not keep it real

Yo man, don't fake the funk.

by DaSnoopinatorFoSho March 22, 2003

Fake Irish

Americans who claim to be of Irish decent, but are not.

The Yetman family of South Boston are fake Irish.

by East 5th st October 10, 2009

Phily Fake Out

When you are doing a girl from behind and you're about to cum you pull your cock out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on her back. Then when she turns around and looks at you, you blow your load on her face.

You are doing a girl from behind and you're about to cum you pull your cock out and spit on her back to make her think you jizzed on her back. Then when she turns around and looks at you, you blow your load on her face. Bam, Phily Fake Out.

by LiveN4music14 October 11, 2008

UK Fake

An American kid who listens to UK punk rock and decides to fake their life around it. They usually go around their high school sporting a Union Jack on their jacket and saying, "Anarchy in the UK!" before heading home and pleasuring themselves to the large Union Jack hanging in their disgusting room. They grin stupidly when given the chance to slip in some "Brit Slang" like cheerio or wanker. Generally they're the most uncultured people around and have never met anyone from the UK let alone been there. They cling onto a culture they've only seen on TV and heard through the headphones "mummy dearest" gave them.

UK Fake: "Hey man, have you ever heard of the Adicts?"

Real person: "Yeah I have actually, they throw an awesome show."

UK Fake: "Oh, I bet. I wanna go sooo bad but my mom's a wanker and won't give me the money."

Real Person: "Name one of them."

UK Fake: "Ugh, well there's... I gotta go, cheerio!"

Real Person #2: "Fuck that UK Fake, has anyone ever told him he looks like a dick wearing that flag?"

by Fallen Idol April 7, 2009

Fake Chow

When you go down on a girl, and you pretend to be eating her out, but really you are rubbing her vagina with your finger, and making noises like you are eating her out.

I gave Hannah fake chow last night, and she didn't even notice!

by Tray dog January 4, 2011

Fake

Someone who spends all there time, and everyone else's pretending to be something way better than what they truly are.

Constantly annoying.

Two Words: Miley Cyrus.
Fake!Fake!Fake!

by Phychic Master June 18, 2008

fake id

wholly


(n.) A false identification, a pseudonym, an alias.

mostly

(n.) A card that falsely claims the bearer is older than he or she is to enable priveleges such as alcohol or 'baccy.

I was going to show them a fake id but he just gave the stuff to me so I paid for it and walked out. Only bouncers actually give a shit about identification.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004