no hands facial

The act of ejaculating on a ho after some good sex. U must be skilled however, because the act of skeeting is handless and totally unexpected to the ho.

I gave that slut a no hands facial to top it off and she didn't even see it coming. It was swell

by Meatball April 18, 2005

facedrunking

When one loses a cellular phone at a party, one must do something to communicate with the outside world. (To tell of how drunk one is) They instead decide to use Facebook to make these regrettable choices.

"heu suizy i kmwo i habe a girlfirne but i wnwnaa bang youj!"

Facedrunking at it's finest.

by joe joe 22 August 19, 2007

waste faced

A state of belligerent drunkenness. Similar to wastey face except that it rhymes and is therefore harder to say when drunk, which is funny.

"'sup man, we gonna get waste faced this weekend?"
or when drunk, "Man, I am shhooo wassseete faceeed"

by Tyler H Cipriani December 26, 2008

Tri Facial

When a Daddy, a Daddy, a Daddy decide that Mommy needs a new facial cream.

Get on your knees and prepare for a Tri Facial!

by treyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 5, 2009

Two Faced Turd

Two Faced Turd is a poop that consist of two colors on each half of the poopy.

Last night i had a two faced turd,it was half brown and half yellow!

by SlipperyD November 25, 2013

FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)

When someone is constantly adding photos and comments on their FB page about THEIR DOINS...
Posting photos of themselves posing with others and "having lots of fun!"
They look totally staged for the benefit of....Facebook?

A ploy that is used by people who have no ACTUAL life, and feel they must 'pose' as someone who has one.

TED: Does your brother ever leave the house, dude?
NED: Naw...mostly he just updates his "FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)".

by BIG.dEb.GLES September 26, 2011

Facio

really sweet and caring guy. Always one with the girls but also can be very awkward. Hes cute but also the sexiest thing youll ever see.... He thinks of others before himself. Most definelty a cuddler. Protective of the ones hes close with cares alot about people. Not a fuck boy but also not one to be commited.

"Girllll have you seen new guy? Facio, god hes hot"

by anonymous 🙃🙃 December 10, 2016