Elephant Whistle

A sexual act when a man is flaccid and his girl comes up in between his legs from behind, placing his balls on her face, she blows very hard on the back of his penis causing it to fly up like an elephant's trunk. His taint creates a channel of air and causes a whistling sound when the girl blows.

I had such bad whiskey dick after the bars that I had to ask my girlfriend for an elephant whistle before I plowed her like the hog she is.

Dude, I just got out of the shower and was standing naked in my bathroom when out of nowhere my girl comes up behind me and gives me and elephant whistle.

I thought I heard someone torturing animals next door but it turns out it was just my roommate getting an elephant whistle.

by slipperymick July 12, 2016

Elephant Party

When 3 or more gay men have a circle jerk.
Comes from the habit elephants have of holding each others trunks.

“Hey Dave, Bruce and John are coming over! We are finally going to have an elephant party tonight! Yay!

by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019

Elephant

Your biggest problems

Example:
Guy 1: how are you doing?

Guy 2: Not well, I have to constantly carry this elephant on my shoulders

by Raven Agreste March 18, 2021

elephant cheese

just a word you say when you aren't funny but you constantly try to be and you cant think of a joke so you just say elephant cheese

Man 1: hey whats the deal with airline food
Man 2: elephant cheese

by Biginches October 19, 2021

Undercover Elephant

Otherwise ordinary looking fellow, who possesses a trouser snake of Ron Jeremy-like proportions.

"What's with the guy you were with last night, he seemed so dull?"
"On the outside, sure, but he's a real undercover elephant"

by BobTrollop May 27, 2007

Thirsty Elephant

When a man sits down to take a shit, and his penis is long enough to touch the water in the toilet.

I just took a giant dump. It was awesome, except that the tip of my penis touched the water. What a thirsty elephant.

by Yaya Toure October 12, 2013

vaginal elephantitus

Very large vagina that does not have the normal shape of a regular vagina. May have to be identified by a professional. Someone with Vaginal elephantitus is more susceptible to having a very bad odor and or yeast infections due to the inability to clean the area very well being that its hard to determine where the opening may be as there will be many different crevices.

Vaginal Elephantitus is another name for very large and irregular shaped vagina, with no normal structure, and many crevices that may be mistaken for the vaginal opening. (Most likely will not have internal walls in this vagina)

by thatsjustnastyaf September 10, 2015