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ducking the fog

Ducking the Fog is a spoonerism, or swapping the first two letters in two words. It is a more polite version of the phrase 'Fucking the Dog'. The meaning of both is 'doing nothing.'
Example: In response to the question "What are you doing tonight?" you might answer, "The usual, fucking the dog." Or "Ducking the fog, man."
ducking the fog by SteveW1 October 11, 2014

dick ducking 

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature
Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

Ducking a Jeep 

The act of placing rubber ducks on Jeeps is a form of a gay mating call.
Bob was caught ducking a Jeep of a man he likes.

cold-decking 

To secretly replace the real deck in a card game with a stacked one.
John cold-decked the poker game.
cold-decking by exces6 January 8, 2005

Frat Dicking

A form of time wasting, generally done on sunny, warm afternoons in front of fraternities. Loud music from large speakers, commonly called "frat blasters", is commonplace, along with frisbee and football.

During this time, fraternity brothers make a point of using "bro" language, calling each other Bro, referring to things as "brotastic", etc. T-shirts are scarce during Frat Dicking, unless it is a cut-off or muscle shirt. Flip flops and shorts are also common apparel.

The point of Frat Dicking is to "bro out", represent your fraternity, try and show off for passing women, get tan, and improve on frat skills such as, but not limited to, frisbee. Frat Dick can also refer to someone who participates in Frat Dicking.

Frat Dicking is commonly judged on quality based on sports participation, number of shirtless muscular bros, number of women joining in on the activites (especially attractive ones in bikinis), and time the frat dicking began and ended with full participation.
Ex.1: "Dude we were frat dicking so hard, what a good way to spend a sunny day."

Ex.2: "Hey what are you up to today?"
"Just gonna frat dick all day at the house, you should stop by and throw some disc!"

Ex. 3: "Look at all those frat dicks out there just wasting time in the front lawn."
Frat Dicking by StensDaddy March 8, 2010

deer dicking 

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.
Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!
deer dicking by Marco Porno January 13, 2009