argh deficit disorder

attention deficit disorder: a syndrome formerly thought to affect children only, but now known to also affect adults, that is characterized by frequent, chronic distractibility, and either inattentiveness or hyperactivity (fidgeting).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

argh deficit disorder: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about attention deficit disorder.

"argh deficit disorder!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

learning deficient

Lack of training in the area in-which he/she should have learned; causing deficient learning knowledge

The learning knowledge that a child/person should have learned with in a time period can cause a learning deficient.
(Example) Learning is to gain knowledge, understanding, or skill.(This is in accordance with the great Webster.) An even broader definition of learning is "any permanent change in behavior that occurs as a result of a practice or an experience." This makes what we teach our children even more important as it has the potential to have a lasting affect in their behavior. Alphabetarian sounds and (reading), Problem solving skills (math), research (science)(geography)

by Kajai200 November 12, 2013

self-deficating humor

When you laugh so hard you shit yourself.

John's self-deficating humor was so potent he cleared the room.

by Skidmarkers March 30, 2016

Ear Defilement

The act of committing of forced abstinence.

Sarah got a nasty case of {Ear Defilement} by John last night.

by BallsMcBig June 14, 2016

arrow defiant

when you use an arrow emoji, but accidentally point it in the wrong direction.

Bob: Dude make sure you take a left at that next intersection, --->

Steve: Bro you're so arrow defiant, couldn't you see that you put a right arrow when you said left?

by Fuzzy Slug September 17, 2017

decision deficient

When you can never make a decision, even if miniscule.

"what do you want to eat" -person1
"i dont know" -person2
"you NEVER KNOW" -person1
"i am decision deficient" -person2
"i have realized" -person1

by thehomepantry November 30, 2017

Cart deficiency

When your local kroger can't get carts because costomers steal them and make the store so busy that there's no carts in the lot either.

Man this lot is so cart deficient today! Cart deficiency I'm telling you.

by Renegade125 January 25, 2018