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David

He is a very weird kid, yet funny. He thinks he gets girls by getting tits on chattroulette. He has an abnormally small dick. He loves black women. He is suckish at WoW and getting tits.
Zach: David you have a chode. Miah will never love you.

David: FUCK!

Emerson: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
by BLACKDICK June 9, 2012
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Daviding

Sending a text ridiculously late
David stop daviding damn
by Chewy709 February 18, 2015
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David

He has a little dick
David in a funny kid that tries to grab people dicks when he should be grabbing his own srimp his baby girl jazel doesn’t like the way how he been acting since 2017 and now where in 2018 in 8th grade
by Danny Ronald November 7, 2018
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David

Nice guys, but secretly in the closet. Love a good reach around from time to time. Sucked a dick in college to prove he wasn’t gay, but secretly loved it.
by SuperRawDogger69 December 14, 2018
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David

A lier, a cheater, a dirty little boy who doesn’t care about no one but himself.
Omg is that David with another girl
by Humanfigures January 15, 2019
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David is a fooken bitch, he is stubborn AF.. He makes everything complicated and is a lazy ass.. Davids are usually not fat but sometimes skinny far.. David is a fooken cunt. David.

Is a fooken bitch
Hi david!
Hi of the highness of helloness of highness, i don't wanna do shit and go anywhere.
Okay!
by Snax.Worx. August 26, 2018
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He is a sexy boy that is a player. And if you know a David like me. Be cautious. Anyway.... he is really funny and a player. He will try to get every girl possible. And he thinks he is the best. This is not to every David in the world this is just to the one I know so please if this is not like you.
“David is such a player
by Olivia 0123 January 28, 2019
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