David

He is a very weird kid, yet funny. He thinks he gets girls by getting tits on chattroulette. He has an abnormally small dick. He loves black women. He is suckish at WoW and getting tits.
Zach: David you have a chode. Miah will never love you.

David: FUCK!

Emerson: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
by BLACKDICK March 04, 2012
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He has a little dick
David in a funny kid that tries to grab people dicks when he should be grabbing his own srimp his baby girl jazel doesn’t like the way how he been acting since 2017 and now where in 2018 in 8th grade
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A very sexy and good looking guy. He gets all of the girls and has a big pp. He is the greatest person to ever walk the face of the earth. If you are a girl than you should go get with him now.
David you are the most awesome guy ever.
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David is a fooken bitch, he is stubborn AF.. He makes everything complicated and is a lazy ass.. Davids are usually not fat but sometimes skinny far.. David is a fooken cunt. David.

Is a fooken bitch
Hi david!
Hi of the highness of helloness of highness, i don't wanna do shit and go anywhere.
Okay!
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A david is one of the worst people you can meet. They are typically found around alleyways dealing drugs to any person who passes him with money. كما أنه يفضل الجماع مع الأطفال
Mom: “His name is David!?! I don’t want you hanging around him.”
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David is a gay boy. He has long brown curly hair. His nose is the size of a stove. He is very ugly and has a terrible sence of humor. If you ever meet a David, steer clear because he just wants to suck your eggplant
"Ew, is that a David??"
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