crank dat arnold

When you shave someone's head, take a hollowed out melon, rub shit on the outside and jiz on the inside then stick it on the bald guy's head shouting "Crank that arnold!" Usually occurs between gay men in prison or an unconcious guy and arnold g.

Arny-'Yo man, I'm bored'
Bob-'Let's crank dat arnold'
Arny-'That's cool, like coolade'

by Arnyn G May 8, 2008

crank

A mentally self destructive action carried out by emos.

Involves crying and wanking at the same time.

I need to take a crank.
I can hear you crying, you better not be taking a crank.

by TREX6662k5 April 12, 2007

CRANK THAT

"to do something"
"preferably to do a dance"

"Youuu, crank that soulja boy"
"Youu, crank that batman"

by CILLACRACKK November 7, 2007

crankbait

Extremely cool person who rules the office world.

Please see: farquad / noonie.

Hey crankbait, good job at the office today!

by Lisa February 28, 2005

Crank Dat Ribosome

Based off of a hilarious video on Youtube "Brent VLog 10-24-07". Basically, it's how the ribosome "cranks" out proteins.

"We don't superman no mo' we just ribosome dat hoe!"

"Hey, crank dat ribosome and may yourself some proteins."

by Willusjo December 10, 2007

Crank

To add custom graphics, text, word bubbles, etc directly on top of any picture on any website

I cranked a picture of Paris Hilton last night and gave her a cold sore and a miniature member of NKOTB in her handbag.

by CeCeBeckett April 7, 2008

Crankster Gangster

This term started in 99' @ a walmart tire and lube center in ponca city oklahoma.there was a guy named jerry he was 40+y/o good mechanic fallen on hardtime...due to meth/crank/ice but he kept it real talked in slang and drove a yellow caddie

HE IS THE EPITOME OF CRANKSTER GANGSTER

Jim:hey jerry you got them white walls for the lincoln?
Jerry: yea dog i be on top that shit nigga
Jim to paul :jerrys a mutherfuckin crankster gangster

by ChoppaSicballz June 19, 2009