Crocs

A crocodile

"He saw a group of four crocs basking in the sun near the riverbank."

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025

Crocs

The commercial version of the high fashion jail shoe. the all economy levels available knock off. The cellular fallout shoe of disaster. The cause of my everyday anxiety when I remember they exist. They cause some to have moments of flashbacks when they first remembered seeing people wear them. "What are those?" We all said. This is what they are. God showed me.

"I got the latest pixelated devolutionairy character button for our 2 year olds Crocs!"

"Im In a nuclear jail cell. I only have energy to put on these Crocs."

"My sex life ended when I bought Crocs."

by Psuedonet June 22, 2025

Crocsie

“I can’t run.”

A person or a state of being where one is unable to run — physically, mentally, or metaphorically.

It symbolizes limitation, but also acceptance. Crocsie is slow, perhaps awkward, but keeps moving in their own way.

1. “Sorry I’m late... You know I’m a Crocsie.”

2. “He’s not lazy. He’s just a Crocsie.”

3. “Being a Crocsie doesn’t mean you stop. It means you go at your own pace.”

by Theo Kwon July 20, 2025

Croissant Pocket

Folding foreskin over a warm food item for storage.

I stuffed a Taquito inside of my "Croissant Pocket."

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Croissant controller

A gay sex position where a person plays with their partners dick by wiggling around and twisting it like a bop it

I want a croissant controller

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Crewschwinn

Is a female in the group all the homies in the crew has rode at one time or another

"Hey man i like that maddy girl, I wanna hit."

Bro....thats no problem she the Crewschwinn

by anonymous December 31, 2025

lenny crews

when your asshole and mouth smell the same....

That lenny crews is one nasty mofo!

by anononomyouso July 9, 2004