Chewing Creature

Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.

I totally freaked out Tomar with the chewing creature, dude.

by maklunky August 2, 2023

Celine

A person who appreciates not being called 'emo' although they agree they are emo.
(Most likely by their bangs, is why they look emo)

Give them a true opinion, that they really do look emo even if they don't try. That's Celine.

by anonymous August 4, 2023

Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Chewing the Oyster

An aperitif enjoyed by those of a certain persuasion ie scissor sisters where oysters can be enjoyed simultaneously. Can also be enjoyed by males, that rare type who indulge in foreplay.

The Lionesses have played particularly well in the World Cup, there will be many celebrations including chewing the oysters.

by Corva August 16, 2023

Chewing Bone

When you're talking to a girl who already has a boyfriend. The boyfriend got all the meat and you're left chewing on the bone.

"Mikey's talking to Sharon, but she already has a boyfriend. "
"He's just chewing bone."

by RandomSquid16 May 10, 2023

celinephobia

Celinephobia is you are obsessed with celery sticks & thinks she’s very very very sexy

1 - hey , do you have celinephobia?
1 - si

by bababno1 July 2, 2023

chelking

when you choke on water and it travels up your nose

A: “stop making me laugh man, i’m chelking!”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024