Definitions by maklunky

Krabby Patty syndrome

When someone openly bashes something they've never tried. In reference to the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Just One Bite"

"My friend Paul kept telling me sports are boring and make us stupid. He really needs to get over his Krabby Patty syndrome!"

Krabby Patty syndrome by maklunky July 10, 2026

video game maggie 

The greatest gaming magazine ever. Invented by Chris O’Neill. Every review says “he sure knows how to” or “sure doesn’t know how to.”

Go buy Video Game Maggie.

video game maggie by maklunky August 3, 2023

Chewing Creature 

Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.

I totally freaked out Tomar with the chewing creature, dude.

Chewing Creature by maklunky August 2, 2023

Tiny Hitler 

A clone of Adolf Hitler, about six inches tall. Has all of the memories of the real Hitler, and no health problems. The cause of a moral dilemma involving the difference between torturing a clone and torturing the real Hitler.

If you had a Tiny Hitler, would you feel bad about torturing it?

Tiny Hitler by maklunky July 30, 2023