bonkers

any social gathering that is crowded, fun, and well organized and executed. most commonly used to describe a party, club, or concert.
can usually be interchanged with: hoppin', off the hook, happenin'.

yo, that party last night was bonkers!

by mia sara May 13, 2006

Booker

A dumb wannabe Poker player who thinks they are a professional, even though they can barely understand the basics of simplist variation of the game.

Only Booker would have played that hand as bad as that. Whats Fucking wrong with that spanner?

by Michael Obrien January 5, 2009

Bonkers

Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.

Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .

My turd was so thick after that curry my arse was like a funking bonkers tournament the next day.

by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009

Hater Blockers

Pseudonym for a pair of large-lensed wrap-around sunglasses, esp. when worn at night or at a club.

Jermaine: "Oh snap! You see those cracker-ass, snaggle-toof, stank breff wangstas givin' you the crook-eye?"
Antowaine: "Jermaine, did I forget my hater blockers in the wip?"
Jermaine: "Hells no, pimp... u got 'em on."
Antowaine: "Then you know I can't see those hatin' dollar-store punks over there."
Jermaine: "Should we give 'em the shiv anyway?"
Antowaine: "Let's do this shit."

by Dr. Titty Jiggle September 8, 2008

chum bucker

A tiny pube feeling homosapien who at the same time feeling scrawny allso feels like there is more to his life.

Court was feeling chum buckerish after he left the bar and reflected about the direction his life was headed.

by tird piss February 7, 2006

taco blocker

someone or something that prevents the getting of pussy aka the taco.

God that kid Sams whiney attitude is such a taco blocker, he will probably die a virgin

by Joseph Diner August 5, 2007

skev-e-blocker

One who blocks skev-e's. (dirty people usually at bars that you DO NOT want talking to you)

ex: Ewe that guys is so gross, where is my skev-e-blocker?

by Jenniferb June 20, 2008