Basterdized

Basterdized-
A bastard is a child born out of wedlock, so basterdize would be a mass of children born out of wedlock at once. Therefore,

a giant flaming orgy.

"Dude, I had the best weekend! I basterdized the hell out of all these women!"

by Chuck E. Garfinkel December 1, 2009

battery

Slang: ass, arse, bum, behind, fanny

He licked her battery frivolously

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

battered

Term used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.

I was royally batteret last night!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

throwing batteries

instigating for fun; hyping someone up; energizing someone to do something; provoking someone to your amusement

I saw 2 girls arguing so I started throwing batteries at them like "Oh you gone let her talk to you like that?" "I wouldnt take that if i was you" "Oooo those is fighting words" to hype them up to fight

by Jersey Boss January 14, 2008

Noob Batter

A person who has yet to even play the game (or know the title of the game). This is followed by Noob Cake. By which when the game is over, they will turn into a cake because of the extreme heat of the pwnage they endure.

"Are you sure you know hoe to play you fuckin' Noob Batter."

by Hoasty January 25, 2009

ball batter

(v.) During sex, when the male batters his female (or male) partner around with his balls, usually in a playful manner.

Dude 1: How's the missus?
Dude 2: Dude, she got annihilated when I battered her with my balls last night.
Dude 1: lollerfest

by zorpidus April 16, 2004

batterie ass

one who's ass just keeps going and going

damn man look at her batterie ass

by hughbie 40 February 29, 2004