cottage back

A seasonal medical condition that arises on a Monday after or a Friday prior to a nice weekend in the summer in which the reported back pain is directly proportional to the sunniness and temperature outside; results in one’s inability to come to work on the affected Monday or Friday and he/she having a three-day weekend that is likely spent drinking beer on the dock at his/her cottage or cabin while his/her co-workers pick up the slack back at the office.

My co-worker came down with cottage back; it prevented her from coming into work last Friday, and when she came in on Monday, her back was fine, and she also had a tan.

by Mrs. Columbia June 12, 2008

Trucker back

When one not always a truck driver drives for a long period of time and his/her back sticks to whatever they are wearing and physically glues them to the seat.

Peter built drove for 14 hours straight and as he came to a stop he said "Dammit I'm stuck looks like I got trucker back again!"

by B. Davis2013 June 10, 2013

keep it in the back

Can be used as an affirmation, agreement or as a salutation. To comment on any situation and expect agreement. It means anything.

"Hey Sam, how's it going?" -- "Keep in the back, yo".

"I went to see this awesome band, and had to leave early, total bummer!" -- "Keep it in the back, yo!"

"I'm feeling down, I need some help, what's your secret to life?" -- "I just try to keep it in the back as often as I can, yo!"

Origin: "It's really cold, I need to put this hat on" -- "Keep it in the back, yo!"

by turdfest January 30, 2014

Back Choke

The act where your sexual partner of choice is on their stomach while reciving a back massage or having sexual intercorse WHILE you cuff your hands around there neck lightly choking them

Kurt likes to back choke Hanna during climax

by Thesexpert April 3, 2014

Back Wings

When ones back hair grows and forms wing shapes. It can be overwhelming to most women and men. Those with back wings are ideally more evolved as it's own species of human bird hybrid.

Corbin has a sexy set of back wings, I can run my fingers thru that hair all day.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Dirty backing

Is a bad mistake. When you make the intoxicated decision to bare back a dirty girl. the only thing that can make this worse is if you leave her with a creampie

I creampied that dirty girl last
-you dirty backing son of a bitch

You dirty backin son of bitch

by JsmooveSon69 April 25, 2015

Back Budder

Explosive, runny shits.

Busch Light gives me back budder.

This shitter is absolutely disgusting. Someone blew back budder all over the rim.

I was trotting to the shitter as quickly as I could but I still squeezed some back budder into my skivvies.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018