GBF Affect

The GBF (gay best friend) affect, the common shaming of a GBF that will last for approximately 3-7 months. Although no longer a GBF one will be called a GBF only because they used to be.

Dude you are such a GBF
No I’m not, tell me how, that was months ago
Idk, just the GBF affect

by Drewc32 July 4, 2019

snowflake affair

(n.) A relationship affair that occurs exclusively over Twitter DM.

After participating in the #deportcannibals movement on Twitter, Mike and Jenna entered a snowflake affair.

by nolandc September 8, 2019

Thomas Affect

Anything tom says or does has a terrible curse on it

nah dont say that bro, its got the thomas affect on it

by georgied17 December 3, 2019

am affit

Something you say when you've had a banging night out and you have a hangover from hell the next day.

Aw mate a swear am affit for good noo!

by ISS_96 October 22, 2019

panic affap

A panic affap is the abrupt onset of intense horny or sexual arousal that reaches a peak within minutes and includes at least four of the following symptoms: Thick ass boner, the boner so thick that it could rupture any anal cavity. The intense need to masturbate. Trembling or shaking. Fantasizing about one or several girls you might know.

Guy1: bro, I had a panic affap

Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?

Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man

Guy2: God damn

by producesincitybutter September 28, 2020

Shop Affair

When you buy products from a rival shop instead of your usuall choice

Why are you shopping here instead of Walmart. Bitch, are you having a shop affair?

by anonymous October 12, 2020

oral affect opera

A popular phrase that indicates that if you have oral sex before an opera, it will affect the opera in one way or another. You don't know whether it will be good or bad.

srstgrsg: "pleas suck on my FAT CHODE before this opera... now!!!!1!111!" skigrbd: "HEY don't u know that 'oral affect opera?' lets break up NOW." srstgrsg: "no splats"

by large amount of penis February 17, 2021