Count me in for next year! 

A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.

The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.

Mich: You going to Vegas this year?

Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!

Mich: *eye roll*

Count me in for next year! by moraleboatanchor January 21, 2013

Yeet 

To discard an item at a high velocity

Alex finishes his soda and proceeds to yeet his empty can into a trash bin

Alex (while throwing the can): “YEET!”

Yeet by Le anonymous April 22, 2018

Haha yes 

That feeling when you slowly lose your grip on reality, and you use memes to hide the fact that you're a shell of a human being, nothing but hatred in your heart.

Person A: *Shows picture of a dog getting fucked with a buncha lens flares*
Person B: *With no emotion in their eyes* "Haha yes"

Haha yes by JackettheRooster July 8, 2017

Yesha 

A proud girl with the heart of a lion. Doesn't show fear and has the sweetest smile. Is hurt inside but doesnt show from the outside. Usually an indian ethnicity. Famous or glorios in indian origin

Hey yesha (or ayesha)

Yesha by singh-dude345 January 28, 2018

Yeetology 

The study of yeet. Often used to demonstrate one's knowledge of the yeet.

Guy 1: Do you know what sucks?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: There's no Yeetology classes in college...

Yeetology by Chance4Doom December 7, 2018

yeben 

Yeben is the name of an amazing person and is loyal and caring. if you ever meet a Yeben she will be amazing at violin and is obsessed with Bronwyn. Yeben can serious but can also be crazy when she wants to be. she always finishes a task and isn't scared to show her true self. If you ever meet a Yeben make sure you never let her go otherwise you will regret it.

omg it's Yeben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeben by ynoirb June 3, 2019

Yeeterman 

Somebody who is worthy of carrying the title yeet. A yeeterman is a figure in which people look up to. A role model, saviour or other positive figure.

Guy 1: Did you see Billy today? I can't believe that he got our homework assignments cancelled by convincing the instructor that they are not worthwhile.

Guy 2: yeah he's a total yeeterman.

Guy 1: Y E E T

Yeeterman by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 February 3, 2019