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Bi-Winning

Winning in various parts of your life. In response to the question of whether or not he was bi-polar, Charlie Sheen spontaneously concocted the phrase in reference to his lifestyle that includes an extremely high income, a lot of attractive women (many porn stars and hookers) that will have sex with him and partying with lots of illicit drugs (cocaine, etc) and alcohol and surviving it. In addition he has beautiful children that he loves, so he believes he is winning at both ends of the spectrum in reference to his life.
Interviewer- "Some are saying that you're Bi-Polar?"

Charlie Sheen- "I'm Bi-Winning, I win here & I win there, now what?!"
by TheTLShow March 18, 2011
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Bi-Winning

Winning in several respects or ways in life all at once. Generally being awesome and living an awesome life where you are addicted to winning. Coined by Charlie Sheen in a 2011 abc news interview where the reporter presented claims that he may be bi-polar, he corrected her by explaining that he's bi-winning.
Anchor: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?

Anchor: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?
by Dojo999 March 18, 2011
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bi-winning

"I’m not bi-polar, “I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.” - Charlie Sheen

Person A - "Damn brah your baseball team sucks, we're going to lose the final"

Person B- "No, their losing, I'm bi-winning, it's my fault I need to pull all their weight"
by Scott226 March 25, 2011
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can't win for losing

A phrase meaning that things would be going great for you if they weren't going so badly.
"Well, my girlfriend dumped me, my dog died, I got fired from my job, I went to grab some fast food to make myself feel better and on the drive back I got a flat tire, and when I finally get home I realize they screwed up my order."
"Damn, you can't win for losing."
by Kraas March 5, 2008
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pay-2-win

Games where someone who pays with real money has such a huge advantage, that its literally impossible for a free2player to keep up.
Guy A: look, i got this ring with +25% attack power.
Guy B: cool, where did you get it?
Guy A: you have to buy it from the item shop.
Guy B: you wanna sell it?
Guy A: i can't, it's not tradeable.
Guy B: are you serious? such a pay-2-win game...
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Bi-winning Curious

To be curious in regards to what the fuck Charlie Sheen is talking about
Wife: "Can't we watch something else? This guy is a moron"

Husband: "I know I should look away from this Charlie Sheen interview, but I am bi-winning curious."
by Travis T of Justice April 6, 2011
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Win all the beans

Winning albeit something trivial. Reminiscent of the late '80's and early '90's game Don't spill the beans. Or the Jellybean in a jar guessing game. To win all the beans is the equivalent of a pat on the back, winning student of the month in 4th grade and other such victories.
" I told you my dessert would be the best at the potluck!"
"Yup, you win all the beans"
by BORNOPTIMIST December 18, 2013
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