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Whinepression

When you feel depressed and have suicidal thoughts, but it's about something relatively mild to other but to you feels like it makes your life pointless.
Usually, victims of whinepression don't realize that they are whine pressed and take it too seriously.
When they are aware they are whining idiots, it doesn't change anything because every problem is one people shouldn't brush off as nothing and if they are feeling that bad maybe talk to a therapist about it.
If they don't want/can't get a therapist, and things get more whinepressing, make sure you/your friend DOESN'T commit unaliving, please, as it may be very tempting.
Usually goes hand-in-hand with Unibull.
Dave: John, why are you crying
John: I sneezed... *intense heavy sobbing*
Dave: Man, you are definitely whinepressed.
John: IT'S NOT WHINEPRESSION! It's TERRIBLE!! *sobbing more intensely*
Dave: Figures.
(Example with Unibull)
Dave: John, what's up?
John: Did you see the news, thumbass?
Dave: yeah... (see Unibull for context) I understand how it is, man. Unibull is relentless... just try to handle it before the life-fucking begins or you won't able to resist...
John: Yeah, I know...
by applesaue September 14, 2025
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wingenuity

Exceptional brainpower dat allows you to frequently take home first prize.
Biff Tannen was described in da newspapers as having incredible wingenuity due to his vast wealth gained from sports-betting, but in reality his "amazing" success came merely from his having read Gray's Sports Almanac and thus already knowing said competitions' outcomes before placing his bets.
by QuacksO October 14, 2025
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Whiggey

As the n-word for whites. Basically a bad bad girl, who don't need no permission to go down. She's sexy, popular, Quirky, a big package.
Damn, look at that Whiggey.
by Kekkerbaby November 3, 2025
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TI Winged

Conceptual Abstract artist who's real name is Jerime.
Part of TI, Team Insanity, one whom is also known as the "Abstract God" and "Sprite God". He masters what he sets his mind to, and when-in doing so, helps others on the road to their goals as well.
Hey, I was talking to TI Winged, he really helped me out last night when I was working on my C4D project.
by JerimeTehPope April 8, 2007
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e-whine

Silicon-based diatribe.
Bob sent me yet another lengthy e-whine.
by Adam Fran July 21, 2008
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Epic Whiner

It's a whiner... But then epic.
by Wiggledon March 14, 2009
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minge winge

That special time of the month where a woman bleeds for 5 days and gets a bit crazy
Kenny: What's up with Aimee?

Paul: She's having a minge winge
by stubblehead February 19, 2012
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