Wallyites

1. The Wallyites were a group of people who were accidentally brainwashed into worshipping Wally as a god or holy man.
~from the dilbert tv series.

2. A Wallyite is a person trying emulate wally from the dilbert comic. A person who is using all there intellect and trickery to do as little work as possible by passing it to another or find project you cant be graded on.

A Wallyite only reason to come to work is :
*free coffee or meal
*place to nap
*free wifi or internet
*free money.

A Wallyite is usually found on the job:
*selling corperate suppiles online
*sleeping in there cubicle

* checking there social media every second
*finding new ways to be lazier, shove there work to another, or a lazier project that they can even less work

Note: A Wallyite can exist outside the corporate world. In a resturant, at a coffee shop, in a warehoue, etc practically anywhere.

Thanks scott adams

Dilbert: Theres a parade of A Wallyites outside our building right now

by Theamazinggeek May 12, 2018

Wakey Snack

Waking someone up by "eating" their genitals and/or anus.

My girlfriend wouldn't get up, so I gave her a wakey snack. Now the dishes are done.

by Ajent Oranje June 10, 2018

Wally World

Wal-Mart The name is orignally from National Lampoon's "Vacation"

The truck drivers will often call Wal-Mart "Wally World"

by Tanker2 June 14, 2018

Wally

Wallet

“Where’s my Wally babe?”

by Youseisaproperword July 16, 2018

Wally Broon

Its a guy who looks like Wally and smells like A Broom

Oi you why you such a wally broon

by Trischip July 22, 2018

wallyhog

To run toward something, without any consideration of anything in your path; to wallow in your own pleasures without considering others or those it hurts.

At family dinners, my cousin wallyhogs - pushing his way into the kitchen before anyone else, knocking into people and spilling drinks.

by Tea's House September 17, 2018

wallyhog

To run toward something, without any consideration of anything in your path; to wallow in your own pleasures without considering others or those it hurts.

At family dinners, my cousin wallyhogs - pushing his way into the kitchen before anyone else, knocking into people and spilling drinks.

by Tea's House September 17, 2018