Shit-wagon

A person who sucks at life; any individual who is less of a person than others; a useless human being

That lying sack of assholes is a real shit-wagon.

by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018

Family wagon

Where a guy fists a girl and stick two fingers in the asshole. Kind of like a family wagon, ya know room all 7! Maybe a dog if ya lucky.

I gave her the full family wagon bro!

by freaky niquey December 1, 2017

wagon dragon

A flight attendant with a bad disposition.

Damn man! I shouted at the trolley dolly to fetch me a coke, but then she turned into a wagon dragon.

by Cockfeathers September 7, 2018

Scally wagon

Secret code word used to indicate you want to have sex with someone other than your wife.

Yo Amanda, are we scally wagon 3 later?

by snaggletooth July 24, 2020

Cheddar wagon

A slang way of saying school bus.

Person #1: hey you still take the cheddar wagon?
Person #2: yeah I can't afford a car.

by Lofolofo November 4, 2009

grand wagoneer

Also known as a "foot job". A grand wagoner is when one person uses two feet to jack off someone else's dick.

My girlfriend gave me a grand wagoneer last night.

by JJ Brewer November 8, 2011

jack wagon

Word affectionately used by the BEST Funcle.

"Stop being a jack wagon Brody!" -Uncle Josh

by Funcle's Sister-In-Law April 19, 2018