Tokyo Sandblaster

When you go down on a girl while having a beard that rubs her inner thighs and vagina raw.

Conan O'brien gave his wife the ole tokyo sandblaster last night.

by Oski2005 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of throwing large amounts of sand in the face of a chick (preferably asian) right after blasting a massive load that one has been building up for days directly into her face, creating a course gooey mask that when enthusiastically smeared around by the girl, covers her entire mug. This act brings a whole new beachfront meaning to the word bukkake. A word derived from Japanese verb bukkakeru (ぶっ掛ける, to dash or splash water). The unique mixture created when combining jizum and sand is sometimes produced in survivor situations to be used as a form of crude epoxy adhesive.

I took that chick under the pier and gave her a tokyo sandblaster. It was crazy, she was lying there for a half hour wearing it as a mask like I just gave her a spa treatment.

by BlakeMayne November 18, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Throwing a handfull of flour in your girls face just before you ejaculate.

The Tokyo Sandblaster all started with my Ex. She pissed me off one day, so later that night while I was working her from behind, I told her to turn around and take a shot to her face. When she did, I whipped a handfull of flower in her face. She happened to be Japanese

by ashebringer November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandstorm

Made famous on Conan O'brien's show "Conan", the tokyo sandstorm is a sex act in which the male partner eats 5 weedwhacker sushi rolls, digests for 35 minutes, and then dispenses anywhere from 3-5 gas blasts on the woman partners face. Then, any position is acceptable to end the sex act.

Good god, Cindy. He said he wanted to do the tokyo sandstorm, but I had no idea it would be so grotesque. I passed out.

by Charles McCrackin November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Sexual position made famous by Conan O'Brien. The TBS censors officially allow him too talk about it on his television show.

Guy: Hey, do you wanna try the tokyo sandblaster ?
Girl: What's that ?
Guy: I don't know, ask Conan O'Brien.

by chlsrnnrt90 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Conan O' Brien's favorite sex position.

Have you ever tried the old Tokyo SandBlaster

by AJs2 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A Japanese prostitute acquires a mouthful of sand and performs fellatio on her client. First coined on the second episode of Conan.

I visited Japan and I could sand wood with my dick after all the Tokyo sandblasters I received.

by squackmire November 11, 2010