toiletbiscuit

A media critic whose opinions are equivalent to the deodorizer cakes you find in urinals.

A toiletbiscuit I follow got real pissed off when his opinions got real pissed on.

by itsm3youknow April 15, 2015

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

A syndrome that is affected through the skibidi toilet series. Many kids are affected by this syndrome, kids with this syndrome will proceeds to try and find anything they can put themselves in (example: laundry basket) ,and then putting their body inside thinking they are now one of the skibidi toilet guy while people sees them as a dumbass dogwater brained asshole trying to mimic a stupid ass character from a series developed by a dead meme. Some parents reacted differently, some just laughed off and proceeds to record them, some just do nothing, while some whooped their kids ass because of that.

Example 1:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING KID WITH SKIBIDI TOILET SYNDROME ASSHOLE

Example 2:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: *ignores*

Example 3:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: haha what a funny kid *records them*

by brokenport October 8, 2023

Toilet

A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.

"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."

by Meech March 28, 2005

low flow toilet

Toilets that, instead of using around 6 liters of water per flush, use about 2 or 3 liters per flush (lpf). This can result in even the smallest, softest piece of shit clogging the entire toilet, which can then result in unwanted calls for the plumber, and having to buy a jumbo toilet plunger to take care of your problem once and for all.

Generally, it's a very bad toilet. But hey, at least hippy Bob can stop bitching about people wasting water on one flush, even though now the average person must flush three times as much on a low flow toilet to get anything to go down.

Remember when toilets could flush your dead goldfish down? Low flow toilets can't do that...

by You want to know who wrote this that badly? June 11, 2006

toilet paper origami

The creative folding of remaining TP squares so as to finish the job when TP is in short supply.

With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.

by nathan abbott August 8, 2005

toilet breath

Disgustingly bad breath. Smells like a toilet that has not been cleaned for a long period of time. Is also applicable to one who smokes and drinks coffee. Similar to turd breath.

I knew my boss was standing behind me because of his terrible toilet breath.

by Alan1999 December 30, 2006

toilet girl

- a girl a guy just uses for sex when he can't find any girls he's actually interested in dating.

- she usually doesn't realize she's a 'toilet girl' and often has a crush on him and truly believes he's into her when in fact he is not.

- she's a 'toilet girl' because he is just using her to ejaculate into like a toilet.

A: Wow! Is Andy finally dating someone?

B: No, that's just another one of his toilet girls. He'll move on when he finds someone he really likes.

by pseudo nom December 16, 2010