Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"
Or something like that...
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"
Or something like that...
by AitkenRomeo June 03, 2006
A real mod he loves all things mod. He also has a really small penis. He likes to ride around on his lambretta and listen to musicians like the who and other such people. He will also have way to many mirrors on his scooter which he and his other friends that are also moded call a lambretta.
by henrysanders1996 October 01, 2011
by foxy_da_mntndewking420 March 27, 2017
The winner of American Douchebag season 7. His career will last until next years American Idol begins and everyone forgets him
American Idol fan 1: OMG! David Cook won OMG! I so wanted him to win.
American Idol fan 2: I wanted him to win too...to bad we'll forget about him when the new season starts.
American Idol fan 2: I wanted him to win too...to bad we'll forget about him when the new season starts.
by JustinC. May 22, 2008
John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'
Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'
John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'
Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'
John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'
by BeanieBeanie October 24, 2009
An amazing boy, who is sweet and funny. He eats like a body-builder, and kicks some ass in COD, and is very passionate ;) I can be myself when I am with him. I can tell him anything, and he will be there for me. Thinking of him, fills me with a wonderful feeling.
Have you met Mike Cooke?
by jennyluuu March 29, 2011
1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.
Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"
by Ms. Daney Waney December 20, 2008