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Go-Tard

N. A proactively stupid individual. One who seeks embarassing situations and is strangely proud of the results.

also anyone in a motorized wheelchair, though the public use of this definition would label the user a Go-Tard as well.
That hollering Go-Tard took a swing at a cop, last night!
by Russell Paika February 13, 2004
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g tarded

someone that thinks they are being funny when really they are not, it helps if they think they are a funny gangster type but really are just some lame ass suburban nerd like the guy that sent in the definition for g rated pregnancy.
Have you read the definition for g rated pregnancy on urban dictionary.com its g tarded and so is guy that sent that in!
by upincanada November 14, 2006
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/b/tard

One who fulfills both of the following requirements:
1) Browses/posts on the /b/ (Random) board of 4chan.org
2) Talks and/or thinks in a manner that is consistent with that of the board.
"/b/tard moar liek /b/awwsum kid amirite fokes"
"Y HELO THAR MR REEDAR!!1"
"OSHI- MY PANTZ R ON FIER LOL!!1"
by Akneezle October 11, 2006
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Diarrhea-tard

Noun. A condition where one has diarrhea so often in a short period of time in which they become handicapped and unable to move due to the abuse put on the body having had such powerful toxic elimination in such a violent manner. (sometimes shortened to "Rhea-tard")
Oh my god, last night I drank so much that I woke up this morning having to crap every 10 minutes. My body is in such shock that I am now a Diarrhea-tard!
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tard skimmer

1. Someone who picks up ugly, fat or just really stupid people at a club, 'cause anything more would be a strike out.

2. Someone in their twenties who dates teeny-boppers, 'cause everyone around their own age knows they're a jack-off.

3. One who gets by in life by taking what life gives them and putting forth little effort to do any better. Effectively skimming from life the shit that floats to the surface.
1. Dude, check out that ass-clown gino at the bar with all the orcas! What a disgraceful tard skimmer.

2. How old is Warren? 24? How old's his girl? 15? Brutal. What a tard skimmer!

3. What a lazy prick Dave is. Dude's 28 and still gets allowance. Fucking tard skimmer.
by Callum Mako April 10, 2004
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punk tard

When somone belives that they are punk by dressing in black, metal studs and colors their hair. they dont know the meaning of punk and usually listen to bands like good charlotte and simple plan, avril laveige ect. They heard punk was cool so they dress it.
Look at that punk-tard moshing at the good charlotte concert. Shes got the band tee on and wrist bands that she baught at clairs.
by Mayo October 10, 2004
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i-tard

Someone who does nothing but listen to their ipod 24/7. And tunes everyone out
Ryan is an i-tard
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by LittleRaisin January 2, 2007
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