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Twitter-tard 

A term used for the utmost ridiculous people on Twitter. If it's on Twitter, they'll believe it instantly, from small leaks, to the biggest hoaxes.
Person 1: Hey, look! Biden lost the election, check this out!
Person 2: Yet, he's the president now. Where did you get this information anyways?
Person 1: Well, Twitter of course! It's the most trusted source!
Person 2: What a twitter-tard.
Twitter-tard by Ner-ack January 20, 2021
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twittertariat 

Those ranks of users whose comments go largely unnoticed by the world outside twitter. Below the twitterati but, of course, above the lumpentwittertariat.
No one reads my tweets - I'm a card-carrying member of the twittertariat.
twittertariat by Clifford Morell December 7, 2009

Twittertard 

A Twittertard is someone who cannot decipher Twitter code or blemishes it with their idiocy.
If you have trouble with @, # or cannot say anything constructive, you may be a Twittertard.
Twittertard by Gigno December 2, 2014

Twittertary

A commentary that is delivered via the social media site Twitter. This can be a sole endevour or a group one, wherein person(s) live on Twitter view a movie, television program, etc al. and provide a running commentary. The latter can be trivial based, riff based, or opinions on said program- though it will usually be a combination of both.
1. A group of people arranging a viewing of a movie online and by hash tagging or via a Twitter group deliver a running Twittertary of said movie.

2. A lone viewer via Twitter provides a running Twittertary of a currently airing program via hash tagging.
Twittertary by Epikt November 1, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026